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FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE

Darkness. Silence.

SUPER IN/OUT – “Sometime in the 2030s…

The ELECTRONIC DRUMS of HANS ZIMMER rocks us to existence and —

A BIG BANG OF LIGHT –

blinds us all — filling the screen with terrifying awe.

Out of the light, a GIANT FLOATING HEAD appears — it’s SNYDER’S HEAD.

SNYDER’S HEAD
People of the 2030s, I come from the land over yonder! No — make that time over yonder!

He spins marvelously on the X-Z axis.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Ever since I started this journey, I had one goal in mind: inflate my ego into a state where I cannot be defeated. In a way, I, too, became a Star-Child. And now, I have come back to share a new collection for you to own on — what is it? DVD? Blu-Ray? BrainSync? BioData implants? What is it?

Awkward pause… so he spins again, this time on the Y-Z axis.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Fuck it! — behold, “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT”

TITLE CARD – “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT

He is self-aware of the title card.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Freaky deeky — yes, well… let the SNYDERVERSE be in your head!

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Soon it will be April. That means it will be Script Frenzy time! If you don’t know what that is, here is the basic gist:

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