Will our timeline be the luckiest?

May 22, 2014 — Leave a comment

FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE

Darkness. Silence.

SUPER IN/OUT – “Sometime in the 2030s…

The ELECTRONIC DRUMS of HANS ZIMMER rocks us to existence and —

A BIG BANG OF LIGHT –

blinds us all — filling the screen with terrifying awe.

Out of the light, a GIANT FLOATING HEAD appears — it’s SNYDER’S HEAD.

SNYDER’S HEAD
People of the 2030s, I come from the land over yonder! No — make that time over yonder!

He spins marvelously on the X-Z axis.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Ever since I started this journey, I had one goal in mind: inflate my ego into a state where I cannot be defeated. In a way, I, too, became a Star-Child. And now, I have come back to share a new collection for you to own on — what is it? DVD? Blu-Ray? BrainSync? BioData implants? What is it?

Awkward pause… so he spins again, this time on the Y-Z axis.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Fuck it! — behold, “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT”

TITLE CARD – “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT

He is self-aware of the title card.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Freaky deeky — yes, well… let the SNYDERVERSE be in your head!

TITLE CARD –

Dawn Of Justice,

Justice Rising,

High Noon Justice,

Justice In The Afternoon,

Dusk Of Justice,

Justice In Time For Evening,

Star-Crossed Justice: Forbidden Planet

MAN’S VOICE (O.S.)
(filtered)
Look at yourself!

Snyder’s Head spins to reveal — a team of SIX COSMONAUTS flying into view with jetpacks.

Leading the pack is — NOLAN.

SNYDER’S HEAD
My god, man, it’s you…

NOLAN
(filtered)
I told myself I wouldn’t get involved, but you leave me with no choice. So, I’ve developed the tech —

POOF! — and like that, Nolan and his whole team EXPLODE into a cloud of stardust.

Snyder’s Head does a pouty face before blowing on the cloud of stardust… it spirals away.

SNYDER’S HEAD
Before you get *SUCKERPUNCH*-ed into a pile of dust —
(snickers)
Make it your priority to own the DAY NNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT —

As he finishes, Snyder’s Head warp speeds into a nearby black hole and we —

FADE THE FUCK OUT.

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