SUPER IN/OUT – “Sometime in the 2030s…“
The ELECTRONIC DRUMS of HANS ZIMMER rocks us to existence and —
A BIG BANG OF LIGHT –
blinds us all — filling the screen with terrifying awe.
Out of the light, a GIANT FLOATING HEAD appears — it’s SNYDER’S HEAD.
People of the 2030s, I come from the land over yonder! No — make that time over yonder!
He spins marvelously on the X-Z axis.
Ever since I started this journey, I had one goal in mind: inflate my ego into a state where I cannot be defeated. In a way, I, too, became a Star-Child. And now, I have come back to share a new collection for you to own on — what is it? DVD? Blu-Ray? BrainSync? BioData implants? What is it?
Awkward pause… so he spins again, this time on the Y-Z axis.
Fuck it! — behold, “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT”
TITLE CARD – “SNYDERVERSE PRESENTS: JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAY ‘N’ NIGHT“
He is self-aware of the title card.
Freaky deeky — yes, well… let the SNYDERVERSE be in your head!
TITLE CARD –
“Dawn Of Justice,
High Noon Justice,
Justice In The Afternoon,
Dusk Of Justice,
Justice In Time For Evening,
Star-Crossed Justice: Forbidden Planet“
MAN’S VOICE (O.S.)
Look at yourself!
Snyder’s Head spins to reveal — a team of SIX COSMONAUTS flying into view with jetpacks.
Leading the pack is — NOLAN.
My god, man, it’s you…
I told myself I wouldn’t get involved, but you leave me with no choice. So, I’ve developed the tech —
POOF! — and like that, Nolan and his whole team EXPLODE into a cloud of stardust.
Snyder’s Head does a pouty face before blowing on the cloud of stardust… it spirals away.
Before you get *SUCKERPUNCH*-ed into a pile of dust —
Make it your priority to own the DAY NNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT —
As he finishes, Snyder’s Head warp speeds into a nearby black hole and we —
FADE THE FUCK OUT.